Formal Dates 101. by pinnies_and_pearls. Very few things are better than fraternity formal season. What girl doesn't want to be whisked away for a weekend trip to some beautiful location with free-flowing booze and all expenses paid, in the arms of a frat-star? That was a rhetorical question, obviously, but I can't even think of a LESBIAN ...Lucky Jo (Staff) Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees.Sorority girls are supposed to behave this week. But I'll be naughty just for you. Want to evaluate each other? The bar isn't the only thing I want to get on top of. You can be my roommate…for the night. I hate riding the bus. Can I ride you instead? You did pretty well on that last exam. How about we have a private tutoring session.Top Sorority Move Of The Year. by Veronica Ruckh. There’s been a lot of argument about what a “TSM” really is. There are two schools of thought. Some think it should be a positive reflection of Greek life. Being a “total sorority girl” means upholding a facade an image of class at all times, being subservient to your man, and bringing ...Veronica Ruckh. Veronica ( @VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say ...This summer, I fulfilled my ultimate dream, and started working at Lilly Pulitzer. While working at Lilly, there are a couple things I learned that I realized people don't know. 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Here are several reasons why having a frat boyfriend is the most amazing thing ever. 1. He knows how to dress. If he looks damn ...Kappa Delta -- KΔ National Site: KappaDelta.org Founded: October 23, 1897 at Longwood University Founders: Lenora Ashmore Blackiston, Julia Gardiner Tyler Wilson, Sara Turner White, and mary Sommerville Sparks Hendrick Color(s): Olive Green, Pearl White Mascot: Teddy Bear Symbol: Nautilus Shell, Dagger, Katydid Jewel: Diamond, Emerald, Pearl Flower: White Rose Philanthropy: Girl Scouts of the…Nice Move 851. Respond. Email this to a friend. Rachel Varina (yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing ...TFM Babe Of The Day: Olivia From California State University, Long Beach. TFM Intern 5 years ago. 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If you're like me, you had every intention of running (meaning driving) to Target last night at midnight in order to get your hands on the album that…Recruitment Secrets From The Other Side. by Fleur de Lilly. If your school has spring recruitment, it means that you’ve spent the last semester stalking girls more than boys. While it’s a refreshing change from creeping on your not-boyfriend of the moment, it can also make you feel like a cyberstalker, an unfortunate side effect.Ladies, the time has come. Remember all those times you just-kidding-but-not-really said that the only thing you cared about was your sorority? Well, you’re in luck. There are now some openings in one of the few jobs in the country that can truly reflect that. We’re looking for contributing TSM writers. With the launch of…Little Miss Brainiac This little lassie gets amazing grades, is active among her philanthropy, loves rush season, holds a position such as scholarship chair, and is the sweetheart of the chapter. She's also a complete freak in the sheets. Sure, she comes off as a goody-goody who flosses every night and goes to bed early.…A Guide To The Perfect Formal Cooler — A Guy Weighs In. by Whiskey_Ginger. Formal season is nearly here again. It's the magical time of the year where we all dress up nice and take ourselves, our brothers and our dates off to the mountains or the beaches to get so drunk that the concept of sober seems like something a crazy person created ...When your new g-little quotes a submission you posted to TSM years ago back to you. TSM. ... 0 438 « Older Wall Post Newer Wall Post » Nice Move 438. Respond. Email ...My Best Friend Dumped Me For Her Boyfriend. It's a known fact that when you're single, your fellow single ladies are your absolute life source. They're the ones who will clear their jam-packed schedules on a random Wednesday to join you for a night out, just because you feel like drinking a margarita. They're the ones who will listen to ...You love your pledge sisters. You do everything together. You've seen each other through late nights and early mornings of "highly suggested" pledge activities, and have spent hours (and countless boxes of wine) scrutinizing texts from new frat boys. So what's the one thing that can turn girls these close against each other?Last week, I filled out an application to be on The Bachelor.The original intent of the column was to offer an honest, silly look into the cesspool of crazy, known in the scientific world as the female brain. The application was to be featured solely on our sister website, Post Grad Problems, except that I kind…A remake of the 1978 TV movie.”. “Samantha Willows, a college freshman, looks to pledge a sorority. Unbeknownst to Sam, it is haunted by a former pledge taking revenge on those who wronged her.”. “A modern retelling of Snow White set against students in their freshman year of college in the greek system.”.College can be a difficult time for introverts, especially for those of us who choose to join a sorority. Imagine wanting and fearing something equally. Wanting to be a part of a sisterhood, of something bigger than yourself, but also being deeply apprehensive of the social aspects. That may sound crazy, as most everyone cites making friends ...Let me begin with a disclaimer and a confession. First, this article is intended to be harsh. You might not like it, but you might need it. Second, it's also a call for change. I'm not saying this is you, but I'm also not saying it isn't. After my recent article/soapbox speech about how our…Favorite TSM quotes, references, and pictures from the srattiest movies out there.A member of an unnamed sorority also sent the following letter to an editor at The University Daily Kansan, though it was not published: The tipster went on to say: The on campus rapes were eventually reported.. on at least a week later, maybe longer. But the Kappa Sigma case continued to be the main focus as they were put on interim suspension.Nice Move 279. Respond. Email this to a friend. Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an …Cocaine is one hell of a drug, but that doesn't stop the Frat Star from holding a little nose party once or twice a week. Also see: Weed for the Frat Star with the Bob Marley poster and Adderall for the Frat Star on the Dean's List. On his feet: The saying goes, don't fix what isn't broken, and it couldn't be truer in this case. For ...Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.Top Sorority Move Of The Year. by Veronica Ruckh. There’s been a lot of argument about what a “TSM” really is. There are two schools of thought. Some think it should be a positive reflection of Greek life. 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I loved the idea of you. Or the idea of everything you could give me. So I ignored the panic in my heart.Shot Books: A Documentation Of Legality. by rockchalksrathawk. It's the day every sorority girl counts down to, the day you can join your friends in the promised land, the day you stop living in fear and enter a new era of confidence. Of course, I'm referring to the 21st anniversary of your birth!You knew it well before graduation, before finding your way into the real world. You knew it before you celebrated your 21st birthday when you had your first legal sip of alcohol, surrounded by 35 people who truly did mean the world to you. You knew it before you signed your bid card. You knew…The 50 Most Perfect Sorority Photos Of 2014. 50. Getting him to look at you like that. TSM. 49. Being a model for Halloween. TSM. 48. Owning “hosting” cups. TSM. 47.Your sorority is full of women who are at different stages of college life. You have the older sisters who you will always hold a fearful respect for. You have the new babies, who joined after you, and they will always seem young and adorable. And then you have the originals. Your originals. The girls…Veronica Ruckh (Staff) Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in …TFM: Home of Total Frat Move, TFM Girls, Total Sorority Move, and Post Grad Problems. The Glory Days to the Real World.Move onto the next guy lucky enough to be with you or enjoy being single. Whatever you do, keep in mind that spreading rumors about his manhood won't make you feel any better. He likely doesn't deserve it anyway. Nice Move 407. Respond. Email this to a friendNow, after graduating, I think I just needed to put forth more effort into getting to know my graduating class. If I would have done that, I probably wouldn't have spent most of senior week getting frat boy trashed with my boyfriend and his brothers. I would have spent more time enjoying my last moments with the sisters I now miss so much. 2.Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.I’ve never really understood the fascination with numbers. We all have one: some big, some small, but none, none are just right. In the game of sex and a perfect equation, there is no Goldilocks, no storybook ending. 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Word of advice, don't use this word too frequently or else it loses its kick.Formal Dates 101. by pinnies_and_pearls. Very few things are better than fraternity formal season. What girl doesn't want to be whisked away for a weekend trip to some beautiful location with free-flowing booze and all expenses paid, in the arms of a frat-star? That was a rhetorical question, obviously, but I can't even think of a LESBIAN ...At least once in your life, you will, without a doubt, encounter that guy -- the guy I like to refer to as the "if only" guy. Sometimes he's the "if only" guy because of timing. He would be your boyfriend if only you were looking for a relationship, or if only he was. Sometimes…McKesson: McKesson isn’t a corporation that’s paying billions of dollars to make up for their part in America’s rampant opioid crisis; they are a family. June is a great month for a few reasons: 1. Pride 2. 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